Lampung Timur – (SIN) – Berdasarkan hasil hitung cepat quick Count Ela-Azwar Hadi ungguli pasangan Dawam Rahardjo – Ketut Erawan dengan perolehan sebanyak 64.84 persen suara dari data masuk sudah mencapai 100 persen.
Hanya menunggu hasil pengumuman resmi Komisi Pemilihan Umum (KPU) Kabupaten Lampung, Ela yakinkan akan upaya memakmurkan Kabupaten berjuluk Bumei Tuwah Bepadan.
Begitu di katakan nya saat menggelar konferensi pers 27/11 malam.
,’kami ucapkan terimakasih pada banyak masyarakat, atas partisipasinya dalam pemilukada 2024.
prosesnya kami melihat dan memantau seluruh quick count yang ada mudah-mudahan sesuai dengan real count kita yang masih kita akumulasi, mudah-mudahan Lampung Timur semakin makmur, doakan kami semuanya supaya kami bisa memaksimalkan kinerja kedepan, sehingga bisa memenuhi semua tahapan. Lampung Timur Makmur. Indonesia maju,” tegas Ela Siti Nuryamah.
Dalam kesempatan yang sama, Calon Wakil Bupati Lampung Timur, Azwar Hadi pun menyampaikan ucapan terimakasih kepada masyarakat kabupaten Lampung Timur atas kepercayaan kepada dirinya, dan menyampaikan harapannya pada masyarakat untuk Memberikan kekuatan pada pasangan calon nomor 1, agar kedepan dapat bekerja secara maksimal membawa Kabupaten Lampung Timur makmur.
,”kami banyak mengucapkan terima kasih atas kepercayaan masyarakat, dan kedepan kami berharap doa dari masyarakat agar kami dapat bekerja semaksimal mungkin untuk Lampung Timur semakin makmur,” ucapnya. (Darwin)
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