Tulang Bawang, – (SIN) – Diduga Oknum Kepala Dinas Kesehatan Kabupaten Tulang Bawang, Provinsi Lampung inisial (F) yang diduga telah melakukan Pemotongan Dana Anggaran di seluruh Bidang, dan diduga melakukan pembuatan laporan SPJ Fiktif. Pasalnya menurut keterangan Narasumber yang kami temui, dia mengatakan bahwa Anggaran di seluruh Bidang itu ada pemotongan 50%, Maka bisa dipastikan bahwa untuk laporan SPJ yang dibuat sudah jelas di Piktifkan agar seluruh Dana tersebut tidak ada perbedaan. Saptu,. (04/01/2025)
Menurut Narasumber (Narsum) yang tidak mau di sebutkan namanya mengatakan kepada awak media, bahwa di Lingkup Dinas Kesehatan Tulang Bawang ini memang selalu banyak permasalah yang tidak pernah ada Habis-habisnya, Tetapi yang lebih hebatnya lagi walaupun beberapa kali terkena masalah.
Namun Dinas Kesehatan tidak Apa-apa bahkan mereka masih saja sering melakukan kesalahan seakan-akan tidak merasa takut dengan Hukum, Bahkan sudah sering kali di Beritakan oleh Beberapa media akan tetapi selalu terkesan selesai, bahkan beritanya pun selalu menghilang Bak ditelan Bumi, Pungkasnya narasumber,.
“Ditempat terpisah para awak media untuk mendapatkan informasi berusaha mengunjungi oknum kepala dinas kesehatan kabupaten tulang bawang, namun nihil untuk berjumpa, Bahkan beberapa kali kami menyambangi Kantor Dinas Kesehatan ingin menemui Kepala Dinas Kesehatan, namun Kadiskes selalu tidak ada di Kantor seakan-akan menghindar dari Awak Media.
Kami mengharapkan kepada Aparat Penegak Hukum (APH) Kajati serta tipikor Polda lampung. baik Internal maupun Ekternal Tingkat Kabupaten hingga tingkat provinsi lampung untuk melakukan Audit dan mengusut Tuntas permasalahan di Dinas Kesehatan Kabupaten Tulang Bawang Provinsi Lampung, Tandanya,.
Sampai berita ini di terbitkan belum ada keterangan dan hasil konfirmasi dengan pihak terkait serta kepala dinas kesehatan tuba.
Sumber berita media online Sinarlampungnews.com. (Beny/tim)
Satirical journalism websites: where the headlines make more sense than reality. – spintaxi.com
People say I’m loud; I say the room’s just too damn quiet. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Politics – spintaxi.com
(White) I mailed a bill—postman says, “Pay me first, pal.” — spintaxi.com
(White) My TV’s so smart it muted me durin’ the game. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “digital detox”? My phone’s detoxing me! — spintaxi.com
(White) I charged my phone—cord’s drunker than me. — spintaxi.com
There should be a Pulitzer Prize for “Most Accidentally Accurate Satirical Journalism Article.” – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are like dystopian fiction, but with better punchlines. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick update”? It’s a lecture! — spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism? It’s the only news that admits it’s lying. – spintaxi.com
I don’t know what’s scarier—satirical journalism news or the fact that it’s usually accurate. – spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “instant coffee”? I’m still stirring! — spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism story didn’t offend someone, did it even happen? — spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m rude; I say, “Wave next time, genius.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Techniques – spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “quiet zone” signs are where everyone’s yelling? — spintaxi.com
(White) I hit a rest stop—left with a stain and a story. — spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m trash; I say, “Recycle this.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories are proof that reality is the best comedy writer. — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “freshly brewed” coffee tastes like it’s been plotting revenge? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft drink”? It’s not hugging me! — spintaxi.com
I tried joggin’—now my knees hate me more than my ex. — spintaxi.com
Any list of satirical journalism examples should come with a trigger warning for reality. – spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “one-click ordering”—my bank account’s crying! — spintaxi.com
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