Tulang Bawang – (SIN) – Satuan Reserse Narkoba (Satresnarkoba) Polres Tulang Bawang, Polda Lampung, berhasil menangkap tiga pemuda yang menjadi pelaku penyalahgunaan narkotika jenis sabu.
Tiga pemuda yang ditangkap tersebut semuanya merupakan karyawan koperasi berinisial CS (25), warga Desa Ujung Batu, Kecamatan Ujung Batu, Kabupaten Rokan Hulu, Provinsi Riau, AN (22), warga Kelurahan Tanjung Riang, Kecamatan Tanjung Raja, Kabupaten Lampung Utara, dan AE (21), warga Kelurahan Sumber Tani, Kecamatan Abung Pekurun, Kabupaten Lampung Utara.
“Hari Rabu (18/01/2023), sekitar pukul 17.30 WIB, petugas kami berhasil menangkap tiga pemuda yang semuanya merupakan karyawan koperasi. Mereka ditangkap saat sedang berada di sebuah rumah kontrakan yang ada di Kampung Tri Tunggal Jaya, Kecamatan Banjar Agung, Kabupaten Tulang Bawang,” kata Kasatres Narkoba, AKP Aris Satrio Sujatmiko, SIK, MH, mewakili Kapolres Tulang Bawang, AKBP Jibrael Bata Awi, SIK, Selasa (24/01/2023).
Dari lokasi penangkapan, lanjut AKP Aris, petugasnya berhasil menyita barang bukti (BB) berupa plastik klip berisi narkotika jenis sabu dengan berat bruto 0,31 gram, kaca pyrex sisa pakai, korek api, sedotan, tas warna hitam, dan tiga unit handphone (HP) android.
Menurut Kasatres Narkoba, keberhasil petugasnya dalam menangkap tiga pemuda yang menjadi pelaku penyalahgunaan narkotika jenis sabu ini merupakan hasil penyelidikan di wilayah Kecamatan Banjar Agung. Informasi yang didapat bahwa ada salah satu rumah kontrakan yang sering dijadikan tempat pesta narkotika.
“Setelah dipastikan rumah kontrakan tersebut sedang ada penghuninya, petugas kami langsung melakukan penggerbekan dan berhasil menangkap tiga pemuda yang ada di dalamnya, serta menyita BB berupa narkotika jenis sabu,”papar AKP Aris.
Tiga pemuda tersebut saat ini masih dilakukan pemeriksaan secara intensif di Mapolres Tulang Bawang dan akan dikenakan Pasal 114 ayat 1 Sub Pasal 112 ayat 1 Undang-Undang Republik Indonesia Nomor 35 Tahun 2009 tentang Narkotika.
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