Pringsewu – (SIN) – Kapolsek Pardasuka Polres Pringsewu Iptu Jumbadio dengan didampingi para Kanit melaksanakan tatap muka dengan masyarakat Pekon Pardasuka guna menyampaikan pesan Kamtibmas sekaligus menyerap keluhan masyarakat.
Kegiatan bertajuk Jumat curhat yang berlangsung di balai Pekon Pardasuka tersebut dihadiri Kepala Pekon Pardasuka, tokoh agama, tokoh masyarakat tokoh pemuda dan masyarakat sekitar.
Kapolsek Pardasuka Iptu Jumbadio mewakili Kapolres Pringsewu AKBP Rio Cahyowidi mengatakan, dalam kegiatan Jumat curhat tersebut Polisi menerima dua masuk dari masyarakat. Pertama masyarakat meminta polisi untuk terus melaksanakan kegiatan patroli saat masyarakat sedang melaksanakan ibadah sholat tarawih.
Kemudian yang kedua, lanjut Jumbadio salah satu masyarakat menyampaikan keluhan adanya salah satu oknum masyarakat yang sering memutar musik dengan suara keras yang mengganggunya masyarakat sekitar dan meminta Pihak kepolisian melalui bhabinkamtibmas untuk mengimbau masyarakat tersebut.
“Ya saat kami menggelar Jumat Curhat ada dua masukan dari warga terkait keamanan saat bulan ramadhan dan keluhan adanya oknum masyarakat yang memutar musik dengan suara keras,” ujar Kapolsek Pardasuka saat ditemui awak media usai melaksanakan Jumat Curhat di Pekon Pardasuka. Jumat (24/3/2023) siang
Adanya dua masukan tersebut, Kapolsek menegaskan pihaknya selaku aparat pelayan, pengayom dan pelindung masyarakat akan segera menindaklanjutinya.
“Ya tadi sudah saya perintahkan langsung Kanit Bhabinkamtibmas, Kanit Reskrim dan Kanit Sabhara untuk menindaklanjutinya,” jelasnya.
Lebih lanjut Kapolsek mengimbau masyarakat mewaspadai beragam modus operandi tindak kejahatan, terlebih saat ini sudah memasuki bulan ramadhan.
“Saat memasuki bulan ramadhan dan Idhul Fitri biasanya angka kriminalitas meningkat, oleh karena itu kami imbau untuk lebih waspada,” imbuhnya.
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