Nias Sumut – (SIN) – Dalam keterangan temu pers Kabid Peternakan Viktor Laoli,S.Pt.,M.Pt dikatakannya bahwa pengadaan bibit ternak babi di Dinas Ketahanan Pangan, Pertanian dan Perikanan Kabupaten Nias adalah anggaran tahun 2023 dan telah terlaksana,”ucap Kabid Viktor Laoli, S.Pt , M.Pt diruang Kerjanya, Senin (19/8/2024).
Lanjut Kabid Peternakan, Viktor Laoli mengatakan bahwa pengadaan bibit ternak babi tahun anggaran 2023 di sebar sepuluh kecamatan di kabupaten Nias, dua kelompok setiap kecamatan maka jumlah keseluruhan dua puluh kelompok, dan masing-masing kelompok lima ekor betina dan satu jantan,”jelas Kabid Peternakan Viktor Laoli,S.Pt., M.Pt.
Dikatakannya lagi bahwa salah satu kelompok penerima manfaat yang telah berhasil yakni kelompok “AFORE” di desa Sinarikhi Kecamatan Hiliduho, dan kelompok AFORE telah berhasil dan beranak sebanyak 25 ekor,”papar Kabid Peternakan Viktor Laoli,S.Pt.,M.Pt mengakhiri.
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