Karawang – Jawa Barat – (SIN) – Menyongsong Pilkada 2024, Komisi Pemilihan Umum (KPU) Kabupaten Karawang menggelar sosialisasi di kantor Majelis Ulama Indonesia (MUI) Karawang, bertempat di Kompleks Islamic Center Al-Jihad, Kamis (14/8– 2024).
Dengan mengusung tema “Peran MUI Sebagai Khodimul Ummah dan Shodiqul Hukummah”, acara ini menekankan pentingnya peran aktif masyarakat dalam memilih pemimpin yang amanah.
Aceng Kasum Sanjaya, Komisioner KPU Karawang, dalam sambutannya mengajak seluruh peserta yang hadir untuk mendoakan kesuksesan Pilkada Karawang 2024.
“Kami berharap Pilkada kali ini dapat berjalan lancar dan menghasilkan pemimpin yang dapat dipercaya oleh masyarakat,” ungkapnya.
MUI Karawang, melalui H. Yayan Sopyan, SAg, yang membidangi kerukunan umat beragama, menyampaikan bahwa sosialisasi ini bertujuan untuk mempersiapkan masyarakat menyambut Pilkada dengan bijak.
Ia juga menegaskan pentingnya keterlibatan umat Islam dalam proses demokrasi, dengan merujuk pada fatwa MUI yang melarang golput.
“Kami mengundang seluruh anggota dari 30 kecamatan di Kabupaten Karawang serta ormas Islam untuk aktif berpartisipasi dalam Pilkada mendatang,” tegasnya.
KPU Karawang Bersama MUI Gelar Sosialisasi Pilkada 2024
Acara yang juga melibatkan berbagai ormas Islam ini diharapkan dapat memperkuat komitmen masyarakat untuk berperan serta dalam memilih pemimpin yang sesuai dengan nilai-nilai keislaman dan harapan masyarakat Karawang.
Dengan adanya sinergi antara KPU dan MUI, Pilkada Karawang 2024 diharapkan tidak hanya berlangsung aman, tetapi juga mampu menghasilkan pemimpin yang membawa kemajuan dan kesejahteraan bagi seluruh lapisan masyarakat.
Kabiro (SIN) Karawang–Jabar.
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