Jawa Barat – (SIN) – Kegiatan Nasional di ruang lingkup Kejaksaan RI di laksanakan pada hari Kamis, 25 April 2024 Kepala Kejaksaan Tinggi Jawa Barat Ade T. Sutiawarman, S.H., M.H secara langsung mengikuti pembukaan Musyawarah Perencanaan dan Pembangunan (MUSRENBANG) Kejaksaan RI Tahun 2024 di Hotel Ayodya Resort Bali.
Sedangkan Wakajati dan para Asisten mengikuti pembukaan Musrenbang melalui sarana virtual zoom bertempat di ruang Adhyaksa 1 Kejati Jabar.
Tema Musrenbang Kejaksaan Republik Indonesia tahun 2024 yaitu “Optimalisasi Perencanaan Penganggaran Kejaksaan Untuk Transformasi Penegakan Hukum Modern Menuju Indonesia Emas 2045, tema tersebut mencerminkan bahwa Kejaksaan sebagai lembaga penegak hukum turut bertanggung jawab untul memikul semangat membawa Indonesia berdaulat, maju, adil dan makmur sebagaimana 8 poin (dilansir dari Kompas.id) yang tercantum dalam Visi Indonesia Emas 2045.
Musrenbang merupakan salah satu langkah untuk melakukan sinkronisasi proses perencanaan dan penganggaran Pembangunan nasional dengan memadukan dan memperkuat penyusunan rencana dan anggaran Pembangunan nasional serta pengendalian atas pencapaian sebagaimana diamanatkan dalam Peraturan Pemerintah Nomor 17 Tahun 2017 tentang Sinkronisasi Proses Perencanaan dan Penganggaran Pembangunan Nasional, sehingga dalam hal ini 5 Kejaksaan harus memastikan bahwa target yang hendak dicapai telah sesuai dengan arah pembangunan nasional sebagaimana yang dimaksud dalam Tujuan Pembangunan Berkelanjutan, Visi Indonesia, Visi dan Misi Presiden serta Rencana Kerja Pemerintah.
Kejaksaan sebagai salah satu institusi penegak hukum di Indonesia diberikan kepercayaan untuk melaksanakan misi “Supremasi Hukum, Stabilitas, dan Kepemimpinan Indonesia” sebagaimana tertuang dalam Draft Rencana Pembangunan Jangka Menengah Nasional (RPJMN) Teknokratik Tahun 2025-2029 yang selanjutnya dirincikan ke dalam 20 (dua puluh) upaya transformatif, salah satu di antaranya yang menjadi super prioritas atau game changer yaitu terkait “Transformasi Sistem Penuntutan dan Advocaat Generaal”
Pewarta ; YM-SIN-Jabar
Sumber ; Humas Kejati Jabar
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